April 20, 2011

Only He Would.

Sitting on the bed next to me, listening as I weep about things that have more to do with horomones than any legitimate crisis. And nodding.
Telling me that "this dinner is fantastic," even though I snapped at him over burnt meat and a forgotten side dish.
Hugging me for so long when I come in the door that my coat's still on when I have to leave the house again.
Making me dress nice and grab a Q-tip and AA battery before we go on an "secret date," which is for the sole purpose of taking pictures to document our first year. 


My favorite tree.

Nothing to see here.

Going with me to the dentist because "it would be fun." 
Finally putting that tarp away. 

I tell him I love him all the time.  Hopefully this is just another way.

April 13, 2011

Where dinners go to die

I love Pyrex.  When opening wedding gifts, I felt truly married when I saw our complete set of Pyrex containers.  I had never owned a complete set of anything besides Christmas socks, let alone something so functional and domestic.

There's just one problem.
Pyrex is the root of all Leftover Evil.
See, I hate leftovers.  My only exceptions include food of the noodle variety (i.e. Thai, spaghetti, etc.) and even then, it can be hit or miss.
*Note: Don't think I haven't blow up at Kenny when he's eaten the last of the spaghetti, yet shrug and reply, "eh" the next time he checked with me first.  Poor thing.

My routine is as follows...
...spend too long finding a recipe for dinner, feeling incapable of making anything not out of a box.
...gather ingredients and place on counter.  Stare and bite nails until courage mounts and chopping begins.
...too many spills and potentially sliced fingers later, things are bubbling and sizzling while the oven is preheating. If I remember.
...on a wing and a prayer, everything is typically done about five minutes apart, which is just enough time for things to cool. And I hate cool food.
...table is set, we sit and consume, and I inevitably don't eat much since I have been intimate with said meal for about three hours. 
Thus we have leftovers.  Enter Pyrex.
"How handy!" we exclaim.  We feel so good about ourselves and our kitchen accoutrements, placing our dinner remnants on the lower shelf of the fridge for "later." 
Days, possibly weeks, pass with no attention to this lower shelf...

...until we need that Pyrex.

April 6, 2011

We're going camping now...

...we're on our way!
Well, let's hope anyway.
Destination: Hood Canal(ish)
Company: only the best- Larson Clan of Tukwila.  Oh, and in case you didn't know, I have the most brilliant niece on the planet. I will devour a weekend with her, understanding her observations on life.
Goal: nature + lots-of-brand-new-wedding-gifts-camping-stuff + SkipBo = heaven.

Now, Seattle, if you don't give us a few hours per day of no rain then I will seriously consider moving.  That and shape up your law enforcement, but that's another post. 
I have about reached my limit.

I want to CAMP. I want to run and jump and play!
And sing Hallelujah to the King.*
Naturally.

*If you don't know Psalty, the Singing Songbook lyrics, shame on you.